Polar Bears

My assistant ATC has just finished illustrating his question of the day.

Q: What color is the skin of a polar bear?
A: Black.

Me: Does the polar bear not get a face?
Assistant: It's the back of his head. He's about to get his head cut off by the man.

Internal Organs

Question of the Day: The surface area of which internal organ is roughly the size of a tennis court?
Men's soccer player: Epiglottis

Answer: Lungs

Great Authors

Question of the day: Who invented the words "gloomy", "hobnob", and "impartial"?

Answer: William Shakespeare 

Baseball player : Nebeneezer Scrooge

Lifetime Movies

Question of the Day: Which would kill you first - going 14 days without food or going 10 days without sleep?
Answer: Ten days without sleep.

Baseball player: [After correctly guessing]. Yes! I knew watching all of those Lifetime movies with my mom would pay off sometime!

Deep Thoughts

Baseball player: I wonder if Martha got a prision tattoo. Spider web on her elbow. Legit.