"Weightlifter": Naw, Rach, no way. Muscle and Fitness magazine doesn't say to do dynamic stuff before you workout! It's all about long stretches.
Me: Well, my scholarly, peer-reviewed research articles and seven years of experience say otherwise. Don't do that unless you want to blow out a disc.
"Weightlifter": You're crushing my dreams! Dream crusher.
Me: Well, my scholarly, peer-reviewed research articles and seven years of experience say otherwise. Don't do that unless you want to blow out a disc.
"Weightlifter": You're crushing my dreams! Dream crusher.
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