Baseball player #1: Hey, what's going on?
Baseball player #2: It's a Texas thing, you wouldn't understand.
Baseball player #2: It's a Texas thing, you wouldn't understand.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Internal Organs
Question of the Day: The surface area of which internal organ is roughly the size of a tennis court?
Men's soccer player: Epiglottis
Answer: Lungs
Men's soccer player: Epiglottis
Answer: Lungs
Monday, November 14, 2011
Ready to Go
Getting ready for the conference final playoff:
Women's soccer player: I've had two massages from Rachel and I've pooped. I'm ready to go!
Women's soccer player: I've had two massages from Rachel and I've pooped. I'm ready to go!
Monday, November 7, 2011
Big and Strong
Baseball player: [He is maybe 160 pounds dripping wet.] *Sings* Gotta get my big and strong juice! Gotta get my big and strong juice!
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