Weight Loss

Baseball player #1: Oh, wow. This can't be right. Between this scale and that scale, I've lost 18 pounds. That can't be right.
Baseball player #2: That's a child.
Baseball player #1: It's not even an infant, that's a toddler.
Baseball player #2: That's a bid kid.

Base Drums

Discussing acceptable workout music:

CrossFit Coach: There are no bass drums in CrossFit.

Polar Bears

My assistant ATC has just finished illustrating his question of the day.

Q: What color is the skin of a polar bear?
A: Black.

Me: Does the polar bear not get a face?
Assistant: It's the back of his head. He's about to get his head cut off by the man.

Transportation

Two cross country guys and a women's golfer discussing our off-campus track:
Cross country guy #1: Yeah, so it's just a mile and a half jog in the trails to the track. It's a nice warm up.
Women's golfer: Haven't you heard of cars? Transportation?
Cross country guy #2: Haven't you heard of gas prices?