At a baseball game, one of the guys takes a sleeping cat out of his gear bag and proceeds to walk around the dugout until each member of the team and coaching staff has touched it.
Me: [Baseball player], why is there a cat being passed around the dugout?
Baseball player: That's Furr-nando, our good luck charm who isn't doing his job right now. It's an actual dead cat, ya know.
Me: An actual, dead, stuffed cat? Are you serious?
Baseball player: On my honor. Its eyes and nose are fake but everything else is real.
The actual cat -
Me: [Baseball player], why is there a cat being passed around the dugout?
Baseball player: That's Furr-nando, our good luck charm who isn't doing his job right now. It's an actual dead cat, ya know.
Me: An actual, dead, stuffed cat? Are you serious?
Baseball player: On my honor. Its eyes and nose are fake but everything else is real.
The actual cat -
Furr-nando...I LOVE it! That is just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat the?! Really? Iiiinteresting... the things people believe/do.
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