After discussing what qualifies an animal to be a marsupial:
Baseball player: Rach, you're a marsupial. Know why? Because you have a fanny pack. And that's technically a pouch.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Who Needs Kidneys, Anyways?
Soccer girl: I got a kidney infection once when I was a kid. I hated going to the bathroom. Such a waste of time. Still is.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Step-Apostle
Question of the day:
Which two of the New Testament Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) do not tell the story of Jesus' birth?
Answer: Mark and John
Baseball player: Ugh. I thought it was Luke. No one ever talks about him. He's like the step-brother in that family.
Which two of the New Testament Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) do not tell the story of Jesus' birth?
Answer: Mark and John
Baseball player: Ugh. I thought it was Luke. No one ever talks about him. He's like the step-brother in that family.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Jewish "12 Days of Christmas"
Baseball player: But I'm Jewish. Oh, wait. I got it- (singing in tune) On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a 401k invested nicely!
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