Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Marsupials

After discussing what qualifies an animal to be a marsupial:

Baseball player: Rach, you're a marsupial. Know why? Because you have a fanny pack. And that's technically a pouch.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Who Needs Kidneys, Anyways?

Soccer girl: I got a kidney infection once when I was a kid. I hated going to the bathroom. Such a waste of time. Still is.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Step-Apostle

Question of the day:

Which two of the New Testament Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) do not tell the story of Jesus' birth?

Answer: Mark and John

Baseball player: Ugh. I thought it was Luke. No one ever talks about him. He's like the step-brother in that family.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Jewish "12 Days of Christmas"

Baseball player: But I'm Jewish. Oh, wait. I got it- (singing in tune)  On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a 401k invested nicely!