Baseball player: Rachel, does it look like I've cleaned up? I mean, I look nice, right?
Me: Yeah...
Baseball player: Well, I just got done giving a kick-ass presentation, only I got a B because the professor said that I wasn't "dressed professionally". I don't know what she means; I'm from West Texas for crying out loud! This is dressed up. I can say that I spent more time starching my jeans than she did getting ready this morning.
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