Karaoke

Baseball guy #1: I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? WAAAAATERRRRR!!! Talkin' 'bout WATER!

Baseball guys #2-4: OOOOOOoooooOOOOOO yeah, WATER!

Baseball guy #1: (now singing much higher) OOOOOOOOO, BABY! YEEEEEEAHHH....WATER!

Blessings From Above

Soccer guy: Look, guys! A tumbleweed! Come to us, tumbleweed, come and bestow your blessing upon us.
Tumbleweed tumbles over, brushes past a couple of them, and then continues on its way.
Soccer guy: We have all been blessed by the tumbleweed.

National Anthem

While listening to the National Anthem before the game:

Soccer guy: Jose? Who's Jose?

Proposal?

‎"I want to marry your hands." - track guy to me during one of my deep tissue massages