A Whole New Meaning To "Sweat It Out"

Soccer girl: Rachel, you know when your bladder is really full and you have to pee really bad? If you just ran around and made yourself sweat a lot, could you sweat it out and then not have to go anymore?

Possible Career as a Contortionist?

Softball girl: Hey, Rach. I have a problem.

Me: Details?

Softball girl: So last night I was sitting Indian-style on my bed and I dislocated my ankle. It flipped up. I popped it back in, but it kinda hurts now. What should I do?

Satan's Breath

Baseball player: It feels like Satan's breath is blowing on my butt. He's just standing behind me going *wheeeeeeeeeze*, *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze* [referring to sitting on a hot pack].

Intelligent Life?

I'm doing some therapeutic ultrasound on one of my baseball boys' legs. He's a little on the hairy side. After watching me for a bit, he looks at his leg and then at me:

"Looks like crop circles. Crop circles on my groin. Oh yeah!"