Monday, December 26, 2011

I May Be Out of a Job Soon

Men's soccer player: [Talking to a teammate doing rehab] Hey.. I took "Prevention of Athletic Injuries" at my old school. I know this stuff. [Pointing] Elbow...thumb...wrist. DON'T LET YOUR HEEL PASS YOUR TOES! BAD FORM!! You're going to get hurt. Can I tape your ankle?

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

CrossFit Friends

One of the CrossFitters is performing in a Christmas production at her church and has invited some of us to attend. She continues the story:

CrossFit girl #1: So I told my friends in the production that I invited y'all and they were unsure about y'all coming. There were afraid that you would sit in the audience and get too intense.
CrossFit girl #2: Yeah, they're right. We'd just start yelling encouragement at you for no reason. "YOU HIT THAT HIGH NOTE! YEAH! GET SOME!!"
CrossFit girl #1: "DO THAT ARABESQUE!" Yeah, y'all might need to tone it down.