Getting Cut

Men's Soccer Player #1: What is that stuff? Steroids?
Men's Soccer Player #2: Naw, man. Whey protein.
Men's Soccer Player #1: Tryin' to get big, get swoll?
Men's Soccer Player #2: No...just cut.
Men's Soccer Player #3: C'mere and I'll draw on the lines.

Scoops

Discussing the softball team's efforts to raise awareness about breast cancer:
Me: It's a good idea - "Save the Scoops" and ice cream. I haven't seen that one before.
Male ATC: They gave me a pink ribbon for my buttpack. [Grabs both of his pecs] I don't have boobs.