Monday, May 23, 2011

Sausages Part II

Tracklete [talking about his injured hamstring]: It feels like sausage.


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Shopping at Kohl's

Baseball player #1: Yeah, [baseball player #2], I had you pegged from day one. You walked in and I tuned to [baseball player #3] and said, 'He totally shops at Kohl's.'

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Crossing Boarders

Baseball player: [Holds up a bag of Mrs. Baird's 'Texas Toast' bread] Texas toast in Louisiana!? How is this possible!?