Welcome to Texas

Pitcher comes in with a pulled hamstring. We are talking about what would be an expected timetable for recovery and what to expect along the way.


Pitcher: I don't care what you do to me, Rach! I just need to be able to two-step again! If I can't pitch this summer, that's fine. I just have to be able to do lifts and spin. Get me back to two-stepping!!


Only in Texas

Tanning While Pregnant

Some softball girls discussing whether or not it was a good idea to tan while pregnant:

Softball girl 1: So do you think tanning would be good, even though she's pregnant?
Softball girl 2: No way, man. That's like putting a baby in the microwave.
Softball girl 3: Yeah, it burns the ovaries.

Shoulder Labrums

Shoulders are tricky - lots of mobility, lots of muscles, and lots of things that could go wrong. Baseball players often find that out early in their careers and spend the rest of their days slapping band-aids on a leaky dam in hopes of preventing a total disaster. When all else fails, go to the internet.


Baseball player 1: Dude....my labrum is shot. 
Baseball player 2: Ebay labrum.

"Oh, my bad, Rach. I forgot you were there."

I love my athletes. They have the ability to make my head hurt, but at the end of the day, I really do love them. On days when I'm overwhelmed by the busy paperwork aspect of the job, I can always count on them for a laugh. Most of the time they go out of their way to make me laugh, but sometimes, they forget I'm there. And those times, my friends, are my personal favorites.


That is why I have created this blog - to share those moments that just make my day. If you hear or see a good one, pass it along. Just make sure it doesn't break HIPPA laws.


Rach